Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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