big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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