Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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