are you so shy because you have an std?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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