WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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