dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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