The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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