Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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