Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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