We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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