I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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