I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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