i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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