It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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