My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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