Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you win again, gameday.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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