Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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