We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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