Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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