i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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