I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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