I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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