you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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