Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
