i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
whose parrot is this?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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