how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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