did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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