I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Randomize
