barbara walters just said penis...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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