Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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