You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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