The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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