i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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