my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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