i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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