so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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