We won't sleep together?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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