like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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