You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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