school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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