Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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