Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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