I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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