he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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