I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
my poor anus
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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