It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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