the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i think i have two assholes
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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