too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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