if you like me you must not know who I am
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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