I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
