8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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