By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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